celsisus:

ridge:

walking past your crush like

THIS GIRL IS A NATIONAL.HERO

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

captainharrison:

all my fourth of july posts will be under “america” fyi!!!!

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

bangmybagel:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them